btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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