you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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