nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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