plz talk dirty to me
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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