Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
