i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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