i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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