oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize