wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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