I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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