absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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