i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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