I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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