they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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