I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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