Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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