what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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