yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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