It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
it was like having sex with a tree stump
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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