i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Do vagina's smell?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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