I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
so much tequila, so little girl.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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