I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Damn victory sex feels great
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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