i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I have demons in me.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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