Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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