her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you would pick up someone in the library
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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