i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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