C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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