You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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