its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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