she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
