Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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