love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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