Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm at about main and main street
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
