how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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