thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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