Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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