this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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