didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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