in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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