we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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