She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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