i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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