i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize