Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
