ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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