so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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