i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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