Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Boobs are out for the taking
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Let's get the cat blown out
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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