But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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