That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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