i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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