saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My feet surprised me
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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