It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
