You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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