I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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