Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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